Captain Wayne Vacation Desperation-TENOKE

The hot pink-wearing, fish-chomping, cigar-huffing Captain Wayne refuses to let anything stand between him and his gory conquest to rob and humiliate every rich asshole around the globe.

After losing his arm in a terrible encounter with the legendary Vampire Whale, Wayne replaced it with his trusty shotgun, The Captain’s Ol’ Reliable, and sailed with it across the seven-and-a-half seas in his vessel, the S.S. Salty.

When an unexpected run-in with a group of evil mercenaries leaves him marooned on Orca Isle with his ship stolen, Wayne starts doing what he does best: annihilating everyone responsible.

Equipped with a double barreled shotgun for an arm, countless explosives, and a bad attitude, you’ll have to go toe-to-toe with The Killer Whales, the most ruthless mercenaries in all the seven-and-a-half seas.

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO EMBODY THE CAPTAIN? Let’s find out.

Minimum:
• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
• OS *: Windows Vista
• Processor: Intel i3 2100 or higher
• Memory: 6 GB RAM
• Graphics: 1 GB of VRAM with OpenGL 3.3 (GeForce GTX 630 or higher)
• Storage: 900 MB available space
• Sound Card: One (1) from: Concertina, Hurdy-Gurdy, or Blowhorn
Additional Notes: Her bow ‘n stern must sort your cargo and prevent any a tide’s turn.

Recommended:
• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
• OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
• Processor: Intel i5-3570k
• Memory: 8 GB RAM
• Graphics: 1 GB of VRAM with OpenGL 3.3 (GeForce GTX 630 or higher)
• Storage: 900 MB available space
• Sound Card: Make sure it can handle our game’s OST on 500% volume.
Additional Notes: An be she big enough to harbour yer cap’n in the privacy o’ his own quarters!

1. Extract and burn or mount the .iso
2. Run SETUP.exe and install the game
3. Copy crack to install dir
4. Play

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